3.10.2008

My Dark Secret

I am currently enjoying my private shame, possibly the most disturbing candy one can buy. (Prove me wrong, Joe! Prove me wrong!) Behold!


















Shitty gummi bears coated in "chocolate," simultaneous racist and sexual overtones, teddy bear facial...I can now never run for elected office.

3 comments:

Seph said...

That's, um... creepy.

I tend to get white-chocolate-covered Gummi Bears, myself. I've never seen the box that they come in, although I now have to imagine that they're even dirtier and filthier (although I suppose, with less racist overtones) than those you just showed us. Yuck!

Eric said...

I don't know, did you pay thousands of dollars for some 3-diamond "muddy bears"? If not, I think your chances of being elected to public office before and after eating the muddy bears remain about the same.

Joe Streckert said...

I accept your challenge!

Muddy Bears will be hard to top, but I'll scour the Orient for a more disturbing candy.

And no, you can't ever run for elected office. Maybe if you had a normal vice, like whores, but not with this.