Syd and I are taking in the Blazers-Kings game on teevee, and their Steal of the Game tonight is, for $88, one club-level ticket, and all you can eat in the "Private Lexus Club." Because apparently the lonely obese demographic is their target, and they're not interested in subtlety. No word on whether it comes with a can of Chef Lonely Hearts' Soup For One.
And now, Sydney's Komedy Korner:
A rabbi, a priest and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you fine gentlemen?" The rabbi says, "What do you have that's kosher?" The bartender shows him a lovely selection of Manischewitz wines. The priest says, "What do you have for someone who gave up wine for Lent?" The bartender shows him the bar's long list of microbrews. He then turns to the duck and says, "And for you, sir?" And the duck says, "Quack!" and craps on the floor.
3 comments:
Wow. That's, like, /sequiturial/ humor. Weird.
I am pleased to say that I am, indeed, Laughing Out Loud.
I'm stealing totally stealing that. Yes! My ever-expanding portfolio of Things To Say While Drinking With Strangers grows larger!
No better way to get celebrate being lonely and fat then going to a game and spending all of the 2nd half scarfing shrimp cocktail or the like.
As for the joke, I am forced to concur with my far-flung friends. That joke is fantastic!
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