Dear NFL on FOX,
I can't stand watching games on your network. The break-dancing robot is bad enough, but I'm not going to be able to watch any NFL games on Fox until you get rid of that goddamn stupid Transformers sound effect before every snap. I don't need an audio cue to remind me that the down-and-yards text is going away. I don't give a shit what that graphic is doing; I'm trying to watch a game. Playing make-believe with you guys that the game is inside some magical robospaceship does not enhance my viewer experience.
Also, I know you're a different channel and department and all, but Bill O'Reilly is a total douche.
There's my two cents,
Have a good year