Because nothing says prestigious school like the offspring of a giraffe and Jar Jar Binks. Doctoral! Doctoral? Doctoral. I actually clicked the ad, just for you, dear reader (Hi Syd!) and it listed a bunch of degree mills, University of Phoenix and its ilk. So next time someone says they went to U of Phoenix, just conjure up that mental image of Dr. Bongrip Girafferton.
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My degree quest seems all of a sudden cheapened...
They could have at least used different adorable animal mascots for the varying degrees. It seems to me that no matter how much time, effort, and money you put into it, you still end up as a giraffe.
Fuck that. If I'm going to shell out for a doctorate, I want to be something badass like a charging rhino or a pack of raving hyenas or something.
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