OK, so how has two people in two neighboring old bathtubs become the official logo of dick-pill manufacturer Cialis? Is that supposed to have anything to do with doin' it? S. and I were baffled when they first aired those ads: How'd they get those tubs there? How long did it take them to fill them with water that cannot possibly be not cold? It's more reminiscent to me of those human farms in The Matrix than anything else, and that is very unsexy.
Doesn't a hot tub make more sense for their veiled allusions? Shouldn't I argue this in SAT question format?
A hot tub is to two old adjacent bathtubs as
a) a bed is to your grandparents' two twin beds.
b) one of those panel vans with the little any-given-Lucky Charms-marshmallow-shaped window is to the Adam West Batmobile.
c) salmon spawning are to your old pet fish and the new fish still acclimating in its plastic bag.
˙ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝu ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ op ɹǝʌǝu llıʍ ɥsıɟ ɯnıɹɐnbɐ ɹnoʎ puɐ 'suɐʌ lǝuɐd ǝsoɥʇ ǝsn sʇsıdɐɹ ʎdǝǝɹɔ ʎluo ˙ɐ sı ɹǝʍsuɐ ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ǝɥʇ
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I think it's important to note that these bathtubs are ostensibly in an abandoned field somewhere, with no source of running water, and these naked people have no robes or clothes or anything. All they have is the sunset. So, you know... Full-sized bed or twin beds with grandparents in a field; lucky charms pedo van or Batmobile in a field; spawning salmon or aquarium in a field. I think it's important. Um, maybe not that last one.
Are you saying that the Adam West Batmobile, a space-age convertible with bubble windows and a jet engine on the back, isn't sexy? Pshaw! After Julie Newmar, that was the sexiest thing on the show.
Heavens, no! Merely that, were you in the Batmobile with Ms. Newmar, your amorous intentions might be thwarted by the vehicle's space-age design.
Ah, I see what you mean.
Well, if Whitesnake videos have taught me anything, car hoods can be put to sexy use.
Barring that, a 70s-style pedo-van with the little back window shaped like the Bat Signal would do.
Oh man, you'd be the coolest sex offender in the neighborhood with that van!
Wait, Batman has erectile dysfunction?
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