5.07.2008

Candy...for breakfast?

So we got some Indiana Jones promotional cereal, 'cause now we don't have to see the movie. The front has a guy who sorta looks like Harrison Ford 25 years ago:


On the back we find present-day Harrison, failing to not look ridiculous, collecting his check, wondering what the fuck happened.


SPOILER ALERT:
Here's what the Temple of Akator looks like.
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So when you're at the cineplex, and Indy gazes upon the splendor of a building that looks like a Dorito, now you'll know.

Oh, the cereal. Almost forgot. Cocoa Puffs with Lucky Charms-ish "marshmallows". Not that bad, really, if you're looking for some empty breakfast calories, and don't mind the subconscious impression that you're eating dog food.

1 comment:

Joe Streckert said...

I notice that one of the bits on the back of the box says "I'm too old for this." I'm cringing in anticipation for the inevitable presence of "Indy is OLD!" jokes in the new movie.

Besides, wasn't the Holy Grail supposed to make him into an immortal superman or something?