OK, so how has two people in two neighboring old bathtubs become the official logo of dick-pill manufacturer Cialis? Is that supposed to have anything to do with doin' it? S. and I were baffled when they first aired those ads: How'd they get those tubs there? How long did it take them to fill them with water that cannot possibly be not cold? It's more reminiscent to me of those human farms in The Matrix than anything else, and that is very unsexy.
Doesn't a hot tub make more sense for their veiled allusions? Shouldn't I argue this in SAT question format?
A hot tub is to two old adjacent bathtubs as
a) a bed is to your grandparents' two twin beds.
b) one of those panel vans with the little any-given-Lucky Charms-marshmallow-shaped window is to the Adam West Batmobile.
c) salmon spawning are to your old pet fish and the new fish still acclimating in its plastic bag.
˙ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝu ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ op ɹǝʌǝu llıʍ ɥsıɟ ɯnıɹɐnbɐ ɹnoʎ puɐ 'suɐʌ lǝuɐd ǝsoɥʇ ǝsn sʇsıdɐɹ ʎdǝǝɹɔ ʎluo ˙ɐ sı ɹǝʍsuɐ ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ǝɥʇ
