Natasha Lyonne, I will always love your crazy dog threat. But my new Crazy Lady is a hero and role model. Next time someone sings that crap around me, it is on as if it were Donkey Kong.
The only way this could have been better is if it were actually Chris Martin singing at said karaoke bar. Hehe... heh... yeah, he'd do it too... sing one of his own damn songs at some local karaoke bar.
Ohh! A post! Huzzah! To be fair, though, it doesn't say that she did or didn't like the song, just that she felt the singer 'sucked'. Maybe she's a really big fan, and he was ruining her favorite song of all time. But having to require 4 people to restrain you is pretty crazy.
Also, if you don't post more, I am going to sexually molest your cat.
Don't let him bully you Pete! He will sexually molest your cat whether you post or not. Its just the way he is.
I have also come to the decision that if you posted more, it may dilute the almost pure awesome that is each post. And if that is the case, I can live with less frequent posting.
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The only way this could have been better is if it were actually Chris Martin singing at said karaoke bar. Hehe... heh... yeah, he'd do it too... sing one of his own damn songs at some local karaoke bar.
Ohh! A post! Huzzah! To be fair, though, it doesn't say that she did or didn't like the song, just that she felt the singer 'sucked'. Maybe she's a really big fan, and he was ruining her favorite song of all time. But having to require 4 people to restrain you is pretty crazy.
Also, if you don't post more, I am going to sexually molest your cat.
Don't let him bully you Pete! He will sexually molest your cat whether you post or not. Its just the way he is.
I have also come to the decision that if you posted more, it may dilute the almost pure awesome that is each post. And if that is the case, I can live with less frequent posting.
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