12.18.2006

Things that are actually real things, Part I


This is really a real thing. You can buy this and they'll send it to you, and then you'd actually have one, because it really exists.

4 comments:

Sydney said...

So what would be on your crapper playlist?
"The Plumbing Song" by Weird Al
"The Potty Dance" by Julie Pancoast (it's a kids song)
"Brick House" by The Commodores (as in, "She's a")
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
"Indegestion" by Kill The Hippies
"A Big Hunk 'O' Love" by Elvis Presley
"Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean (if you name your poos)
And of course:
"Dance Motherfucker, Dance!" by The Violent Femmes

Seph said...

That's just about the most fantastic thing ever. Yay!

Joe Streckert said...

Human ingenuity, much like a manic, giantism-suffering wombat or unseasonal typhoon, both scares and awes me.

Sydney said...

Dude, post something new you lazy bastard!